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Angus

P5MR
The English teacher asks Alice if she can spell ‘caterpillar’.
‘How much time do I have?’ Asks Alice
‘What difference does that make?’ Asks the teacher.
‘Well,’ says Alice, ‘if I could wait till he changes into a butterfly, I can spell that.’ wink

 

Robbie

P2McK

What do you call a teacher wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, they can't hear you! 

 

Darcie

P1P

Where does the cow hang his paintings?

In a mooseum 

 

Isabella

P4B

What tree grows in your hand? 

A palm tree!

 

Jamie

P5MR

What do you call a T-Rex fart?

A blast from the past!

 

Daniel

P2McK

What type of underwear do clouds wear?

Thunder-pants

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