The English teacher asks Alice if she can spell ‘caterpillar’.
‘How much time do I have?’ Asks Alice
‘What difference does that make?’ Asks the teacher.
‘Well,’ says Alice, ‘if I could wait till he changes into a butterfly, I can spell that.’
What do you call a teacher wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like, they can't hear you!
Where does the cow hang his paintings?
In a mooseum
What tree grows in your hand?
A palm tree!
What do you call a T-Rex fart?
A blast from the past!
What type of underwear do clouds wear?